Swear with a classic flare or how to insult with enthusiasm

[jeannerené]

Put a little fun and creativity into your insults .... swear like the Bard!!!


SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT SHEET
Directions: Combineth one word or phrase from each of the columns below and addeth "Thou" to the beginning. Make certain thou knowest the meaning of thy strong words, and thou shalt have the perfect insult to fling at the wretched fools of the opposing team. Let thyself go. Mix and match to find that perfect barb from the bard!
   Column A ......    Column B...........        Column C..........

 
   bawdy. . . . . . .bunch-backed. . . . . . . canker-blossom       
   brazen. . . . . . .clay-brained. . . . . . . . clotpole       
   churlish. . . . . . dog-hearted. . . . . . . . crutch       
   distempered. . . empty-hearted. . . . . . cutpurse       
   fitful. . . . . . . . evil-eved. . . . . . . . . . dogfish       
   gnarling. . . . . . eye-offending. . . . . . . egg-shell       
   greasy. . . . . . . fat-kidneyed. . . . . . . .gull-catcher       
   grizzled. . . . . . .heavy-headed. . . . . . .hedge-pig       
   haughty. . . . . . horn-mad. . . . . . . . . . hempseed       
   hideous. . . . . . .ill-breeding. . . . . . . . . jack-a-nape       
   jaded. . . . . . . . ill-composed. . . . . . . . malkin       
   knavish. . . . . . .ill-nurtured. . . . . . . . . malignancy       
   lewd. . . . . . . . .iron-witted. . . . . . . . . malt-worm       
   peevish. . . . . . .lean-witted. . . . . . . . .manikin       
   pernicious. . . . . lily-livered. . . . . . . . . .minimus       
   prating. . . . . . . mad-bread. . . . . . . . . miscreant       
   purpled. . . . . . . motley-minded. . . . . . moldwarp       
   queasy. . . . . . . muddy-mettled. . . . . . nut-hook       
   rank. . . . . . . . . onion-eyed. . . . . . . . .pantaloon       
   reeky. . . . . . . . pale-hearted. . . . . . . .rabbit-sucker       
   roynish. . . . . . . paper-faced. . . . . . . . rampallion       
   saucy. . . . . . . . pinch-spotted. . . . . . .remnant       
   sottish. . . . . . . .raw-boned. . . . . . . . .rudesby       
   unmuzzled. . . . . rug-headed. . . . . . . . ruffian       
   vacant. . . . . . . rump-fed. . . . . . . . . . scantling       
   waggish. . . . . . .shag-eared. . . . . . . . scullion       
   wanton. . . . . . . shrill-gorged. . . . . . . .snipe       
   wenching. . . . . .sour-faced. . . . . . . . .waterfly       
   whoreson. . . . . .weak-hinged. . . . . . . whipster       
   yeasty. . . . . . . .white-livered. . . . . . . younker       
      


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Thou pernicious rump-fed rabbit-sucker!!

Thou unmuzzled fat-kidneyed malignancy!!!!

Thou sottish shag-eared snipe!!!!!